that israel girl

Breezing by myriads of scantily dressed men and women, I paid no mind this Halloween. Been there, seen that–give me something new, something smashing. Otherwise, I’m checked out, mind elsewhere.

Then by chance, I came upon the prize winners who stole my heart–and That Israel Girl’s award for Best Costume of

Best Costume Winners: Nobel Prize Board

the evening. And the winner is…Mr. & Mrs. Peabody.

You mean you’re unfamiliar with our famous couple? Allow me to explain.

The Peabody’s costume paid tribute to the Nobel Prize Board. How charming and delightful! Our mock aficionado’s even had Nobel Prize certificates, handing them out at will–to anyone and everyone who showed interest.

Sound vaguely familiar? Reminiscent of the real Nobel Prize Board perhaps?

That Israel Girl snapped up her Nobel Prize ASAP. And here it is, my very own Nobel Prize Award…everyone should have one:

Clearly I deserve it. That Israel Girl has been in “talks” with Iran long before Obama hit the scene. Ahmadinejad and the boys pummel my website with viral infected spam 365 days a year. (Homeland Security–I’ll let you ponder that one.)

From time to time, these viral hooligans ask me questions feverishly seeking the answer–Who is That Israel Girl really?

And like Obama-Iran negotiations–our “talks” have gone nowhere.