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Breezing by myriads of scantily dressed men and women, I paid no mind this Halloween. Been there, seen that–give me something new, something smashing. Otherwise, I’m checked out, mind elsewhere.

Then by chance, I came upon the prize winners who stole my heart–and That Israel Girl’s award for Best Costume of

Best Costume Winners: Nobel Prize Board

the evening. And the winner is…Mr. & Mrs. Peabody.

You mean you’re unfamiliar with our famous couple? Allow me to explain.

The Peabody’s costume paid tribute to the Nobel Prize Board. How charming and delightful! Our mock aficionado’s even had Nobel Prize certificates, handing them out at will–to anyone and everyone who showed interest.

Sound vaguely familiar? Reminiscent of the real Nobel Prize Board perhaps?

That Israel Girl snapped up her Nobel Prize ASAP. And here it is, my very own Nobel Prize Award…everyone should have one:

Clearly I deserve it. That Israel Girl has been in “talks” with Iran long before Obama hit the scene. Ahmadinejad and the boys pummel my website with viral infected spam 365 days a year. (Homeland Security–I’ll let you ponder that one.)

From time to time, these viral hooligans ask me questions feverishly seeking the answer–Who is That Israel Girl really?

And like Obama-Iran negotiations–our “talks” have gone nowhere.

Do you feel the winds of Thor blow? By chance, hear the howling dogs of hell? Glimpse any Horsemen

Ahmadinejad to Speak at UN

of the Apocalypse? You know, Book of Revelations type stuff.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s back in town. The Master of Disaster worms his way this week into the Big Apple to deliver another “I’m the anointed one,” apocalyptic, Hitler-esque diatribes to his buddies at the United Nations.

Thanks to the valiant efforts of United Against Nuclear Iran (UANI), Ahmadinejad’s celebratory soiree got “shelved” at the NY Helmsley Hotel, Gotham Hall, and hopefully–The Essex House. Funny, Gotham Hall seems so apropos for a villain of Ahmadinejad’s caliber.

Hell to Break Loose in Gotham City (AKA NY)

Incidentally, That Israel Girl’s fav (srsly)–Bibi Netanyahu will also be in NY for Israeli-Palestinian peace talks. It’s going to take more than Batman to restore law and order if those two cross paths.

Protests for “Freedom in Iran and Sanctions” against are slated for Washington D.C., New York, St. Louis, Detroit, and Los Angeles. Expect–mass, angry, pumped up crowds. Americans just want to tell the dictator (as dubbed by his own people) where he can stick it.

Sources:
(1) “U.S. to Host Meeting with Mideast Leaders,” by Charles Levinson, The Wall Street Journal, Sept. 21, 2009
(2) “UANI Applauds Gotham Hall for Denying President Ahmadinejad a Platform for Propaganda,” UANI press release, Sept. 21, 2009
(3) “UANI Calls on The Essex House to Refuse to Host President Ahmadinejad,” UANI press release, Sept. 21, 2009

The Goldstone Commission was established by the United Nations’ Human Rights Council to investigate Israel’s January 2009 defensive operation against Hamas.

During the course of the Gaza War, Hamas showed the Palestinian people exactly what they’re made of. Up front and personal–Hamas betrayed their own blood–by using the Palestinian people as human shields.

Video surveillance, eyewitness testimonies, and Israeli intelligence reports also showed evidence that Hamas routinely stored weapons in mosques and civilian homes, set up military shop in hospitals, stole humanitarian aid, and launched mortar shells from a UNRWA school in Beit Hanoun.

Just a sampling of “delicacies” from the terrorist smorgasbord at the Hamas horror show which was the Gaza War.

Hamas’ gross atrocities violating the Geneva Conventions however, are not the main focus of the Goldstone Commission Report. The official UN Commission faults Israel as the main perpetrator of war crimes.

By the way, did the UN happen to notice Hamas’ war crimes directly violate the Fourth Geneva Convention, which states, “The presence of a protected person may not be used to render certain points or areas immune from military operations”? I’ll answer that–shockingly a resounding–NO.

Israel on the other hand, took great surgical measures to minimize civilian casualties, and abide by the Geneva Conventions.

In fact, while Israel shipped humanitarian aid into Gaza, Hamas was busy hijacking it out the back door for themselves–out of innocent Palestinian civilian hands. Vast numbers who were suffering as human shields and the like, at the hands of Hamas.

Due to the UN’s relentless persecution of the State of Israel–a long history of biased findings, near dismissal of Hamas war crimes, and flagrant disregard of evidence in favor of Israel, That Israel Girl is hereby calling for the Obama Administration to boycott the United Nations–period.

Case closed. No further comments.

Sources:
(1) “Gaza acts amounted to war crimes, U.N. report says,” by Terence Burke, CNN.com, Sept. 15, 2009
(2) “Daily Press Briefing by the Office of the Spokesperson for the Secretary General,” United Nations Department of Public Information, Aug. 14, 2009
(3) “The Operation in Gaza, 27 December 2008 - 18 January 2009, Factual and Legal Aspects,” Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs, July 2009
(4) “Hamas Rockets During Cease-Fire and From Schoolyard 8 Jan. ‘09,” youtube.com

THIS TIME AROUND, Iran’s coup d’etat will not be televised…

Iran's Revolutionary Guard

Check out what Ahmadinejad and the boys; i.e., the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, are up to as they seize control of the so called “people’s” Islamic Republic: http://www.economist.com/world/middleeast-africa/displaystory.cfm?story_id=14327633

Source:
(1) “Iran’s Revolutionary Guards: Showing Who’s Boss,” The Economist.com, Aug. 27, 2009

His speeches used to make us swoon. Who could forget the inspiring watershed stump on the eve of his historic victory? Promises of transparency, healing partisan wars, burying “politics as usual.” And imagine, America’s first African American President. We all had such high hopes.

That all changed when the real Mr. President came out to play. The day he unveiled his plan for Israel my rose tinted view faded. Nagging doubts juggernauted to fruition–there were chinks in the armor.

US policy out of the blue dictated: no Israeli settlements–not now, not ever.

Never mind the 300,000 Israeli settlers to be rendered homeless. Sure, easy for some American Jews to accept–they have a beef with the ultra Orthodox who comprise a vast majority of West Bank settlers. I don’t share the same view. Like them or not–Orthodox Jews are my brethren.

On July 20th, I tweeted “US pushes for Jews NOT to build in E. Jerusalem? Why do I feel like we’re being told to ’sit in the back of the bus’? Obama knows better”…and I meant it.

What do I find most disturbing about Obama’s down with the settlements policy? The methodical plotting that went down behind the scenes.

Basically, Obama and his “Political Advisors” got together, conducted “market research,” and concocted a plan to drive a wedge in the Jewish Community.

His advisors concluded the settlements were an issue American Jews were divided on. Therefore, we can and will strong arm Israel–not the Arabs, to make concessions–give up settlements to forge Middle East peace regardless of the damning consequences to the Jewish State–and there are many.

The astute immediately forged the salient argument–freezing and dismantling settlements would not even bring Palestinians to the table. Time proved them right.

Obama sought to turn Jewish brother against brother to achieve his politcial aims. In the end, this grand Machiavellian plan exposed Obama to be a calculating, premeditating–and coldblooded man.

Obama’s beautiful words were once so alluring–inspiring.

Today his speeches fall on deaf ears. It’s as though I fell for a guy, only to find he’s a fortune hunter who cheated on me with my best friend.

We’ve all been there right? Guess I’m trying to say–you’re not the man I thought I knew, President Obama.

Sources:
(1) “Obama Seeks to Allay Jewish Anxiety Over Settlements,” by Jacob Kamaras, The Jewish State, July 17, 2009
(2) CNN, FOXnews, MSNBC live broadcasts, July 2009

There will be blood as Ayatollah Khamanei, Iran’s Supreme Leader, promises brutal suppression of protestors who want freedom–and “death to [their] dictator.”

A backlash against disputed President Ahmadinejad and the Mullahs–who would’ve thought? That Israel Girl saw it coming a mile away.

And did I mention Hamas and Hezbollah are in Tehran mixing it up on behalf of the Ahmadinejad, Khamanei regime? Members of said terrorist organizations high tailed it to Iran–doing their part to beat and suppress protestors. As The Clash put it–”police and thieves are in the streets, scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition.”

As we predicted from the get go–a Tiananmen Square Mullah style is on its way to Iran. Get ready for the full scale “Clampdown”–

Sources:
(1) CNN, FOXnews, MSNBC broadcast coverage on Iran and Supreme Leader’s Speech, June 19, 2009
(2) “Hamas helping Iran crush dissent,” by Sabina Amid, Jerusalem Post, June 17, 2009
(3) Excerpt from The Clash’s “Police and Thieves”
(4) “Clampdown,” by The Clash, youtube.com

A Tale of Two Commando’s

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…

Deep within the heart of Israel, at Bar Ilan University’s center, named for peace icons–Begin and Sadat, Prime Minister

Bibi Calls for "Peace"

Bibi Netanyahu delivered a landmark speech, calling for “peace” and a demilitarized Palestinian state. These are the best of times.

That’s right, you heard me–and from the Likud. What did Bibi say?

Bibi: “I say to the Palestinians: We want to live with you in peace, quiet, and good neighborly relations. We want our children and your children to ‘know war no more’…I call upon Arab leaders and Palestinian leaders: Let’s go in the path of Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, Yitzhak Rabin and King Hussein…Let us know war no more. Let us know peace.”

Meanwhile in Tehran…

Iranian Protestors Beaten in Uprisings

Blood, chaos, and terror in the streets in response to the alleged Ahmadinejad, Khameni coup. Iranian Revolutionary Guards and suspected Ahmadinejad plain clothes, rent-a-mob beat protestors–the elderly, children, women, men–with clubs, metal batons, and baseball bats, and a man was shot in the skull. Seven total have been killed that we know of. Foreign news media banned from covering rallies. These are the worst of times.

Our resident Madame Defarge [Ahmadinejad]–what did you say about your fellow man’s uprising?

Ahmadinejad: “Each and every Iranian is a nation in itself, a pillar on their own, and

Ahmadinejad's Bellicose

they stand in the face of all enemies and resist them.” (TV headlines beneath him, “World Needs New System, Current System Rotten”).

Protestors are a “few weeds that are making problems.” They are “soccer hooligans disappointed that their team lost the match…The society must be purified of these people.”

He explained that such a “purge” would not happen overnight. “They will try to stop me,” he said, “but I will expose them to the great nation of Iran.”

As Ahmadinejad conspires against “Iran’s enemies”–nations, his own people, like Madame Defarge–is he knitting secret encodes of the people he will have silenced, perhaps killed? Will his yarn measure a man’s life, that he’ll cut, and end?

And that’s on a good day.

Bibi Netanyahu vs. Ahmadinejad–both military minded men, yet vastly different in every sense of the word.

Iran and Israel–two leaders face off. Bibi–for peace, Ahmadinejad–for war.

My bet’s on Bibi…on Israel always.

Sources:
(1) Bibi Netanyahu’s speech at Bar Ilan University, June 14, 2009
(2) “Israel’s Netanyahu calls for creation Palestinian state for first time,” FOXnews.com, June 14, 2009
(3) “Iran puts curbs on media after disputed elections,” FOXnews.com, June 14, 2009
(4) “Tehran tense as Iran’s Supreme Leader endorses outcome,” CNN.com, June 14, 2009
(5) “Hatred, chaos, and savage beatings in Tehran,” CNN.com, June 15, 2009
(6) “The World According to Mamhoud Ahmadinejad,” by Lawrence Haas, The Jewish Policy Center, 2007
(7) “In Iran, Mousavi Exhorts Protestors,” by Thomas Erdbrink, Washington Post.com, June 15, 2009
(8) CNN & FOX News live coverage, June 14-16, 2009

As suspected, a Mousavi protestor was murdered at what was intended to be a peaceful protest for Mousavi supporters. Suspect unknown but the implications are staggering.

Prior to the shooting, and ongoing–Iranian Revolutionary Guards and suspected Ahmadinejad plain clothes, rent-a-mob thugs have been beating protestors, the elderly, children, and storming into protestors’ homes as we speak.

That Israel Girl warned a Tiananmen Square atrocity was brewing. How sorry we are to be right. As promised…

Sources:
(1) “Hatred, chaos, and savage beatings in Tehran,” CNN.com, June 15, 2009
(2) FOX News broadcast coverage of Tehran, June 15, 2009
(3) Christine Amanpour’s coverage on Iran, CNN, June 15, 2009

Riots in the streets of Tehran! Protestors take to the streets against Ahmadinejad’s suspect landslide win in race for Iran’s Presidency.

Ahmadinejad's Hand in the Till: Suspect Landslide Win

Who would have thought That Israel Girl’s blog (”Get Ahmadinejad’s Culture Cops Off Our Backs”), specifically–our “White Riot” dedication to the freedom loving people of Iran, would be prophetic?

US analysts “find it ‘not credible’ that challenger Mir Hossein Mousavi would have lost the balloting in his hometown, or that a third candidate, Mehdi Karoubi, would have received less than 1 percent of the total vote,” senior US officials told FOX News.

Too bad Iranians can’t feed Ahmadinejad and cohorts a little taste of the Boston Tea Party, and dump Iran’s oil into the ocean. But The Clash’s “White Riot” is certainly in order–give ‘em hell!

Just pray Ahmadinejad’s Revolutionary Guards don’t crack down on protestors. The world doesn’t need another Tiananmen Square atrocity. But we confess, this Israel Girl fears her next post just might be The Clash’s “Somebody Got Murdered.”

For now–what else could be more appropriate?–

ANSWER: Clash classic–”I Fought the Law.” Hopefully, this time around–the law won’t win.

Source:
(1) “Iran’s Controversial Election Results Raises Questions Over Its Relations to U.S.,” FOXnews.com, June
13, 2009

Iranian elections today are down to the wire–both sides, Ahmadinejad and Mousavi, already claiming victory.

Cue up The Clash’s, “Police on my Back,” for all the Iranians fighting for basic freedom, protesting Ahmadinejad in the streets of Tehran, who just want his “culture police”–off their backs.

We’ve even thrown in Clash’s “White Riot” to mix things up. How apropos, don’t ya’ think?